Okay so I'm going to start some quotes to that I think are funny. Some names may or may not be edited so here goes!

[background my parents and I are planning on moving to greece by hopefully next year.]

Mom: I found a winery that's for sell.
Me: A winery?
Mom: Yah isn't it cool?
Me: The only problem is that we are mormon.
Mom: Well we won't be mormon for long will we?


Dad: Hey jeff do you want to go get a airsoft gun with me tomorrow?
Jeff: No.
Dad: Why not?
Jeff: Because I don't want to.
Dad: It's at airsoft king.
Jeff: Dom.

Dad: [takes it as something else.] You know what you're just rude. So fine I'll go by myself!
Mom: King-Dom!
Dad: No one calls me dumb okay?!
Mom: He meant KINGDOM!
Dad: Oh....[Looks at everyone] Well I'm an idiot aren't I?

Andy: I remember one day when I wore a grass skirt.
Rachael: That's disturbing.
Andy: No it's not it was just fine until the wind picked up. And I still don't know why everyone ran.
Me: That's really disturbing. Did you really wear one?
Andy: Oh course not! At least I think so.
Me: Well that's really weird.
Andy: Yup!